Annoying Little Jerk

Today I have to tell everyone about a guy who loves to ride the bologna pony all the time. Everyday I go to work I am faced with the dilemma of having this little jerk ride my jock all day. I treat this guy like a piece of shit, but he doesn't seem to get the picture. What should I do? I try to avoid him but, nothing ever seems to work. I think that I'm going to have to choke slam this fool in order for him to get the picture. I hate having to treat him so bad, but he leaves me no other choice. If anyone has any suggestions on what I should do leave a comment............I desperately need some advice before I end up in Metro.